February 2012
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From The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr...
If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
During the life of any heart this line keeps changing place; sometimes it is squeezed one way by...
(U.S. History in the year 3012)
Teacher: Ok class, for your homework you need to write a report on one of the Presidents from the past century.
Student: Nope.
Teacher: I beg your pardon?
Student: Those presidents don't count.
Teacher: What do you mean "they don't count"?
Student: Only the ORIGINAL 151 presidents count. The rest aren't even real presidents.
Teacher: But the presidents in the past decade alone have contributed so mu-
Student: 151 or none.
justremovethearrow:
goodmessagepussy:
I’m going to say this once and only once.
Not everything needs to be dubstep.
ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT
“not everything needs to be-“
WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB
Her Lips Are Copper Wire
wwnorton:
whisper of yellow globes gleaming on lamp-posts that sway like bootleg licker drinkers in the fog and let your breath be moist against me like bright beads on yellow globes telephone the power-house that the main wires are insulate (her words play softly up and down dewy corridors of billboards) then with your tongue remove the tape and press your lips to mine till they are...
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via falltoplace)
this is why community is the best show ever. they...
Question: If Community isn’t renewed and this is your last day on set ever, what will you take away from this experience and what will you miss the most?
Gillian Jacobs: I’m going to cry. It so far exceeded my expectations of what the show would be. This is one of the best pilots I’ve ever read, so already my expectations were high. Then shooting the pilot -
[Jacobs begins to cry.]
Yvette Nicole Brown: Oh, it’s OK, Stinkers. She’s such a pretty crier. My God, she’s a pretty crier.
Gillian Jacobs: I’ve never worked with a group of people that have impressed me so consistently on such a daily basis. I feel like given the nature of this show, we’ve been thrown everything from an action movie to a noir to My Dinner With Andre. Everybody rose to it every single week. The writing and the creativity and the scope and the ambition of the show has been— [Jacobs’s sobbing becomes ragged.]
Yvette Nicole Brown: Oh, well. I can’t sit here and not hug you.
[Brown and Brie embrace Jacobs.]
Gillian Jacobs: Yeah. For all the people that have only heard about our show—it’s spoofs, it’s pop culture, it’s genre—they’re missing the fact that these are different, new characters on television that people have grown to love. So even when we do an episode which is set in the apartment and there’s no obvious spoof or takeoff, people still want to watch it because they love and care about these characters.
[Brie begins to cry.]
Yvette Nicole Brown: Oh, Stinker, what’s happening? Oh, my girls. Oh, my little pumpkins.
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there’s a tumblr called “Emma with Books”
is this real life?
conversationparade:
“Satan tells me that I am unworthy, but I have always been unworthy. Yet You have...”
– Charles Spurgeon (via etiamreformandi)
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ifeltforsurelastnight replied to your photo: Hey Ali, I took the test, and though I’ve grown up…
NOICE. Join the 1-3% (rarest) club. We have cookies. And silence. What were your favorite/truest characteristics about INTJ (and I guess, now about INFJ)?
INTJ
I loved being a “Mastermind” haha. That made me happy. And the following characteristics:
Although they are highly...
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